ALL HAIL KING BOB!
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
my little sister and i went to go see the great gatsby and the power just went out in the theatre because of a storm and the movie shut off and after a few seconds i just went “well this is a mediocre gatsby” and everyone groaned and four people left
the creator of gif revealed that GIF is pronounced as “JIF”.
that’s really annoying, my last name is Giffin and now I’m questioning the pronunciation of my own last name
daaaamn it doesnt even feel right
See these are the types of dresses I need to be getting my body into omg I really love that blue one ugh.
This man used a cake to resign from his job at an airport so he could focus on making cakes.
And the world was good again.
so what if nepeta grew up